Kiosk 4 · Next To The Pretzel Place

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Kiosk 4 at night, glowing, next to the pretzel place

Hours of Glory

Monday – Thursday10 AM – 9 PM
Friday10 AM – Whenever the food court empties
Saturday9 AM – 10 PM (pretzel alliance hours)
Sunday11 AM – 6 PM, spiritually closed
HolidaysOpen. Especially holidays.

1-800-BAD-TASTE

Average hold time: one ringtone. Dwayne screens nothing.

Directions

  1. Enter through the main food court entrance (the doors that whoosh).
  2. Walk past the fountain. Do not make a wish. Wishes are 25¢ and the fountain is backed up.
  3. When you smell cinnamon sugar, you are 40 feet away.
  4. If you reach the phone case kiosk, you have gone too far. This happens to the best of us.
  5. Look for the glow. Follow the glow. The glow is us.

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