Frequently Asked

The Vibes Fee ($4.20) maintains the vibes. Without it, the vibes would be unmanaged. You don't want unmanaged vibes. Nobody does.

You put $5 down. We hold the garment. You pay the rest whenever destiny allows. Dwayne has held garments since 2007 for people he's never met again. He considers them 'out on loan to fate.'

This is art. You don't return art. You may exchange for store credit in the event of a manufacturing defect, which has never occurred, because Dwayne does not make mistakes — he makes variations.

We ship anywhere the postal service and common decency allow. International orders may experience delays while customs officers admire the garment. This is normal. Let them look.

Legally, we cannot say how much gold is in the ink. Spiritually, it is 100% gold. Financially, please stop asking.

That's not fading. That's the garment resting. Lay it flat, speak to it gently, and avoid direct sunlight and direct criticism.

Not since The Incident (1997). The wolf design remains available and, frankly, better than whatever you were imagining.

Next to the pretzel place. If you've reached the phone case kiosk, you've gone too far. Turn around. Follow your heart and the smell of cinnamon sugar.

Extremely. The checkout is protected by a lock Dwayne purchased at the hardware store, plus 128-bit encryption, in that order of importance.