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Toxic Positivity · Premium Tee

GOOD VIBES ONLY

All other vibes will be asked to leave.

★★★★★4.7 · 415 verified reviews
$44.99$99.99You save $55.00 (math by Dwayne)

A wearable boundary that processes zero emotions before 9 AM. Negative energy may experience shipping delays of up to forever.

Only 2 left in stock — 11 people are staring at this right now. One of them is your nemesis.

Free shipping over $75. Layaway available at checkout. Dwayne personally supervises.

The Fabric+
A cotton-poly blend so premium it has a credit score. Pre-shrunk against moisture and doubt. The ink is set with heat, pressure, and eye contact. Wash cold. Hang dry. Never fold your dreams.
Shipping & Handling+
Ships in 3–5 business days, or whenever Linda (the compressor) is emotionally available. Every order is hand-folded by Dwayne and nodded at once. Tracking provided; the nod is not trackable.
Returns & Exchanges+
This is art. You don't return art. You may exchange for store credit if the garment arrives with a manufacturing defect, which has never happened, because Dwayne does not make mistakes — he makes variations.
415 Reviews, Zero Regrets

What The People Say

SunshineSandra✓ Verified Kiosk 4 Buyer
★★★★★

Vibes: immaculate

I wore this to my ex's wedding and radiated so aggressively the DJ moved. Manifested a parking spot on the way out.

GoodVibesGwen✓ Verified Kiosk 4 Buyer
★★★★★

No negativity detected

My therapist says I use this shirt 'as a coping mechanism' and I said THAT sounds like a bad vibe, Debra.

RadiantRick✓ Verified Kiosk 4 Buyer
★★★★☆

Almost too positive

Felt a negative thought approaching Tuesday. The shirt repelled it. Docking one star because now I have to feel it eventually, allegedly.

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